One-Liner Wednesday – Flailing Zombies

Camp NaNaNoWriMo starts today, so I’m preparing to be a crazy zombie for the month, like the kind that scrambles after you as fast as they can with flailing arms.

Such a waste of a perfect April Fool’s One-Liner Wednesday, but it is what it is.

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SoCS – Naught, Knot, It’s all not true…

He’s naught but a fool for not knowing how to tie a knot, but it’s also not for nothing.

This sentence may or may not be true for the person it describes.

And honestly, I like it better than, “It’s naught but a knot, but that’s not for nothing,” even though I think this one makes you think a little more. It also rolls off the tongue slightly better.

But I still like the first version better.

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Badge by: Doobster at Mindful Digressions

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A Lifetime’s Worth

“Close, but no cigar.” It should be my motto.

Almost got that job.

Almost won the game.

Almost got the guy.

My life is filled with almosts.

**Bangs head on desk.**

 

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“But No Cigar” The Daily Post

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One-Liner Wednesday – Fresh Air

You know you need to go outside when it’s nicer outside your house than it is inside it.

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